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Timmy Demotivational Poster


POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.


TAGS: timmy p*** bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm, #245535
The Darwin Award goe5 to...


VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!




THE SHORT BUS -


TAGS: tard timmy short bus
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:58 pm, #93476
I was always a ****ty teacher...just ask my employees
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:57 pm, #93474
I stand 150% corrected. Thanks, TTH!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:56 pm, #93473
Knife wielders aggy? More like safety scissors!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm, #93472
MO is solid gold today!!!! That Six Flags trip centered you!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:55 pm, #93471
Silly, they take the Bus
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:54 pm, #93470
Bone.... don't be setting her up. You know where this can lead. Keep in mind, she's not old enough to be jaded yet, and that is where sarcasm flows from... it's the alcoholic "force" - needn't be getting knife-wielders into gunfights... so to speak.
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm, #93468
p***philia...is that like riding a bike to Philly?
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:53 pm, #93467
give it right back that is
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm, #93465
BriaHere; when the boys here start picking on you, dive it right back to them. Just don't be curt, be sarcastic or funny. In turn, we will be too. This is the pinnacle of "What goes around..." in here!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:52 pm, #93463
See, mooooo? You can stop, too!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm, #93462
Anyone who can stop doing paedophilia is ok in my book. Thanks, Bria!
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:51 pm, #93461
Its good to stop doing p***philia. you should be proud
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:50 pm, #93460
Well, yes but I don't consider paedophilia funny. I stopped doing it, anyways.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:47 pm, #93454
"Just because she's j******t doesn't mean she'd ever sleep with any of you old gross pieces of crap".
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:45 pm, #93448
You need to read your comments, then. But, as I said... listen, and heed the advice. If not, continue being that way... it won't look childish until you're old enough to look back on it and cringe.
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:43 pm, #93445
I'm hating on nobody. More being hated on.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:33 pm, #93432
Hey look, is that Metalgreek driving?
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:31 pm, #93430
HONK! HONK!!! Bria!! You're late!!!
aggy - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm, #93428
Bria... you have to understand that this isn't the place to lay hate out on all the motifakes and their posters. There are so many other sites to do that. We're a good bunch... you need to stop and listen to what is being said... it's friendly advice.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:29 pm, #93427
How did she know who I was talking about?
BriaHere - July 5, 2009, 3:27 pm, #93422
TTH stop trying to pick a fight or whatever it is you're doing. Just grow up.
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:16 pm, #93404
Sure a Fed that poses as a British 15 year old....tr*** maybe, but who knows
TTH - July 5, 2009, 3:13 pm, #93401
I'm telling you there's something fishy about that chick. either a tr***, or a fed!
MO - July 5, 2009, 3:08 pm, #93395
Bria!!!! Time for school!!!
Bone - July 5, 2009, 3:07 pm, #93393
the first


YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT -


TAGS: timmy hamburger fat food
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:54 pm, #189113
Bingo!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:32 pm, #189060
Something smells fishy. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:16 pm, #189046
dont you mean cat?
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:14 pm, #189045
Does that make me a p****?


ALPHABET SOUP - Here Timmy, maybe a steaming bowl of soup will help you be less of a Smacktard!


TAGS: timmy stfu soup
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BuZZbomb - July 26, 2009, 7:09 pm, #100596
Okay, the LAST time I gave an answer to a Who's Timmy question, it didn't end well. Someone ELSE wanna try this time?
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:23 am, #100385
Timmy? He's livin' a lah!!!
Guest091 - July 26, 2009, 9:24 am, #100368
Who exactly is Timmy?
Signe - February 10, 2009, 6:32 pm, #58569
I don't even know Timmy or why you pick on him but I really could go for some soup right now... Mmm... Soup


SAGE ADVICE - Sometimes it will keep you from being roasted alive


TAGS: ya here that timmy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

John R - September 24, 2010, 7:22 am, #195323
"It's quiet... TOO QUIET" LOL *War Drums*


UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm, #184055
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm, #184054
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am, #184030

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am, #184004
Love it!!! 5L


TIMMY -


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 4.6/5

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crankyhead - March 23, 2011, 1:30 am, #215012
awe5ome


REQUIRED READING -


TAGS: reading books seuss timmy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Veracht - April 30, 2010, 5:28 pm, #174133
Seuss is rolling in fits in his grave= of laughter!
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 10:24 pm, #57684
Excellent!!!! I'm heading down to the library to get my copy.


MODERATORS - What they must see, cannot be unseen. Thank them more often, won't you?


TAGS: cigar octopus moderators timmy
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by cousinit

CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:24 am, #223705
Yep, that it does :-)
cousinit - August 30, 2011, 1:32 am, #223693
You know, it kinds does...but the cigar makes it look...somehow...funnier.
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:23 am, #223691
I know that's supposed to be an octopus, but I'm still thinking that looks like a real life Squidbillies character


MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO - To our Guests with children: Please do not let your children lick the windows. We are trying to stop that habit in our Primates.


TAGS: timmys should be kept home
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:02 am, #235058
Yes, The title was spot on. The wording was also similar to the signs put up all around the zoo, you know how reverse psychology works with a bit of help from their local safety officer. And thanks, 'twas my job... I take pride in my job
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 9:17 pm, #235052
So then the title was correct, just in reverse. It's always interesting to learn tid-bits like this, about people you chat with. You're so evil, yet hilarious.
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 9:11 pm, #235051
My job was to entice those little phuckers to lick it as well... if they die, the glass is scrapped, if they lived, it gets checked again
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm, #235045
If that were the case, shouldn't you have been checking the other side of the gla*s?
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 8:03 pm, #235044
Hmmm... not bad... Never knew you guys would find that Ph**o of me... really forgot about my time of being a Safety officer at the local zoo testing to see if the glass won't poison the local wildlife (By that I mean the objects visible as reflections)
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 6:54 pm, #234994
Perhaps a little late but I just noticed the reflection of 2 boys on the monkey's body... No bricks were defecated, by the way...
fan4camping - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm, #234980
Oh Gosh! I didn't know this was him... was hoping it wasn't even anyone he knew.. Fine then, this just became a tribute poster?
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 5:38 pm, #234976
He hee heee... I heard he's not bad at rope access either...


TIMMY TRAP - Have a Timmy that just wont leave you alone?


TAGS: trap timmy
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by tryal

tryal - June 14, 2010, 7:50 am, #180263
im pretty sure that is a green beer, could be wrong though
Anonymous2 - June 12, 2010, 1:26 am, #179960
That's not a Timmy Trap, that's Guinness there. A Timmy Trap would have Coors Light or some other lesser beer.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 11, 2010, 7:29 pm, #179947
Equal Opportunities in the Armed Forces. Almost brings saliva to the corner of your mouth.
Anything - June 11, 2010, 6:17 pm, #179941
How'd you get in there ? Recommendation letter from Mom ?
Timmah - June 11, 2010, 5:34 pm, #179937
The funny thing is I am in the army


HATERADE - Timmy's Choice of Drink


TAGS: timmy drink
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by Lex

Lex - August 28, 2009, 4:15 pm, #112845
Thanks Bone. I see they don't like what I'm serving. I could... could put stricknine in the kool-aid I guess.
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:11 pm, #112840
Good one Lex...but I think they already found you! 5 Poodles here


AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity


TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

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aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm, #158735
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


GREYBEARDS - Alright now Timmy... don't say you weren't warned!




DESTINY -


TAGS: timmy troll coward ban hammer
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - July 17, 2010, 12:25 pm, #185171

I too am thinking of jumping on the ban wagon.
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2010, 11:53 am, #185170
Yeah, this isn't my first square dance. Far too many lousy posters and mouthy noobs lately. I for one can't wait till school is back in session.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 11:48 am, #185169

Just until timmy wakes up, you know how it gos
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2010, 11:47 am, #185168
Aggie owns the top 5 today it seems!
Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:14 pm, #185063

i don't have an "A" game. besides...its aggy...how many of you greys could beat this?
forseti - July 16, 2010, 11:37 am, #185047
should get only one majestical, symbolical lion, but i didn't want to ruin the 5L-votings... ;)
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:48 pm, #184917

OK noobs (newcomers), this is how it is done. Bring your "A" game
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:41 pm, #184914
Thanks!!
Reality Lord - July 15, 2010, 8:28 pm, #184912

nice
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:14 pm, #184907
Because that's the only POWER cowards have on this site
msouth - July 15, 2010, 8:12 pm, #184906
OK, it looks like you are really trying to make a good poster here, but aren't you concerned that it is, in fact, a picture of ONE LION? I mean, seriously, think of the subconscious pressure that's going to put on people.


TIMMY -




YOUR RIDE IS HERE -


TAGS: all aboard the short bus timmy
Rating: 3.85/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 28, 2010, 2:37 am, #154897
OooH! I wonder how the windows taste!!


H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




BOYS WILL BE BOYS... -


TAGS: timmy rl
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:43 pm, #218291
sweet. 5L's
crankyhead - May 8, 2011, 2:40 pm, #218286
am5ome
Reality Lord - May 8, 2011, 8:18 am, #218272

nice telli. and nice to see you po5ting again.
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 10:44 pm, #218264
Banta5tic!
rerun - May 7, 2011, 10:12 pm, #218262

valid point
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 10:08 pm, #218261
And by the way, tellitlikeitis, if you po5t an argument...it will be invalid...
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm, #218258

Oh....5L. That must have been the shortest ban in MF history. I hope you have learned your lesson.
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:48 pm, #218257

fantastic.....but I have to ban you. Sorry, it's the law.


ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN - “Lassie in trouble,” barked Lassie on her death bed.




JUGGALOS - The Timmys of the real world.


TAGS: jaggalo timmy assignment
Rating: 2.08/5

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Cloudchaser - July 6, 2010, 1:28 pm, #183446
I thought they were called "clowny freaks". Yeah I watch Squidbillies


TIMMY - A great believer in Fictional Characters


TAGS: timmy a great believer in fictional characters
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by MustyK

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:33 pm, #239076
Hey, trying to keep multiple women who want to sleep with you from colliding is no picnic either! Count your blessings.
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:47 am, #170556
Yea! Don't steal my helmet.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:15 am, #170546
Aces!


TIMMY - He's just as good at Tennis, as he is at Motifaking.


TAGS: timmy the motifake tennis ace
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:17 am, #170874
He's still a better Motifaker than Mustyk.
Fatt Matt - January 26, 2010, 10:56 am, #154531
Better even!


TIME TO GET A REAL LIFE - Timmy


TAGS: timmy s girlfriend is inflatable
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm, #163451
Lift your game Mo.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:04 am, #163035
Pot .. Calling .. Kettel Black. Just a few words that come to mind.


THIS IS TIMMY - Don't be a Timmy.


TAGS: timmy moron troll
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by zentiger

rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:06 pm, #192557

*guy
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:06 pm, #192556

Looks like the last gut who got smacked around with the 1L warning feather


TIMMY'S DAY OUT - a little of this a little of that


TAGS: timmys day
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:42 am, #188111
Love it! 5L
Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:05 pm, #188082
I'm beginning to think that MWLF is more than just one guy.
Derek - August 6, 2010, 11:00 pm, #188079
(Nobody will suspect me if I hide out in the open!)


FAVORITISM -




TOXIC GAS -


TAGS: love air mommy timmy gas
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:20 pm, #197911
Wow. 5L
angelous - October 11, 2010, 4:17 pm, #197848
nice


BACK TO SCHOOL -


TAGS: rejoice timmy is going back to school
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:40 pm, #187797
Well yeah. A motherly kind of wild beast in a cage. ;)
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:17 pm, #187791
Did you just refer to TOC as a wild beast in a cage?
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:13 pm, #187790
Go ahead & poke the wild beast in the cage, cb. Time to drop it & move on.
crystalballer2829 - August 5, 2010, 4:21 pm, #187781
Sure, but they would DEFINITELY hurt your foot.
thatonechick - August 5, 2010, 12:07 pm, #187776
Hey, I feel like kicking some balls. Shall they be crystal?
crystalballer2829 - August 5, 2010, 11:33 am, #187774
2.25 average says that I have only TWO posters (I have a job, you should get one too) OR I don't have a group of "motifakers" who give me good ratings regardless of how terrible it is.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 8:23 pm, #186997
"as you know" Huh? we don't know you, nor do we care to.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 8:06 pm, #186996

wow CB...all one has to do is look at your michael j. fox poster to know you should NOT be pointing fingers
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 8:04 pm, #186995
2.25averagesayswhat?
crystalballer2829 - July 29, 2010, 2:14 pm, #186939
"Less than tasteful" were the wrong choice of words. I, as you know, enjoy off color humor. If this fake were to improve on the original joke, I would've given it 5L. However, it did not. I think you guys have lost your touch...
crankyhead - July 22, 2010, 4:34 pm, #185912
The teachers at this school give out homework? what? =)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:33 pm, #185911
Whoa, glad my comment wasnt seen as an attack. thanks for understanding ice.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:27 pm, #185910
Heh, heh. You crack me up, Face. ;)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:24 pm, #185909
Iceman shoot and OWNS!! And the crowd goes ape ****!!!
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:19 pm, #185908
Less than tasteful? You mean like http://www.motifake.com/michael-j-fox-michael-j-fox-demotivational-poster-99160.html? Don't you have some homework Timmie?
crystalballer2829 - July 22, 2010, 1:34 pm, #185883
1L for ripping off a FarSide comic in a less than tasteful way. Sorry, :)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:31 am, #185854
AMSOME! 5L


STARRY STARRY NIGHT -


TAGS: timmy s vs legends your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:58 pm, #202646
I guess sacrifices must be made..
culos - November 14, 2010, 4:50 pm, #202645
OK, but please leave the goat at home...
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 4:47 pm, #202644
I bring my own liquor and fetish p***ography.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:15 am, #202636
No really, say potato....say it slow at first and then faster toward the end.......I promise not to spud in your mouth.
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:05 am, #202635

never mind, you are in Canada...you have the girly mags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 11:04 am, #202634
You say potato..............
rerun - November 14, 2010, 11:00 am, #202633

girly mags? Don't you mean the "goat love" mags?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 9:48 am, #202632
Best 6 Months ever!...now we have to hide the liquor and girly mags.
Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 7:45 am, #202630
I spent like 6 months before I even made a profile.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:28 am, #202629

i spent a year here before i did anything. i respected those guys because they left me laughing my a** off. when i made posters and got critisized i listened and learned. only timmys think they know better than the pro's.
Reality Lord - November 14, 2010, 7:26 am, #202627

zealot this poster is not for you. its for the ones who think they rock and everyone else sucks. btw....i still consider myself a noob. spend some time in seans, or logicdudes, or MWLF's profile and you'll understand.
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:08 pm, #201722
5L nice work RL
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:55 am, #201718
the thing is, i am a noob. however i do not pretend i make quality posters
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:13 am, #201706
you get five from me
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:18 am, #201697
Nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2010, 4:48 am, #201685
I guess they don't lock the doors in your ward....K
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:44 am, #201684

heap i had about three verses done and yes i had mentioned the ban hammer. had to edit. honored at the 5 dude...ty.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #201670
"how they struggle for their sanity, as the Ban-hammer set's them free...." I suppose unfortunately the most apt line will probably be "they did not listen, they're not listening still... perhaps they never will." 5 Don McLeans


DARWINISM -


TAGS: timmy darwinsim
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:48 pm, #186559
Heh heh.... 5L


THE TIMMY FACTOR -


TAGS: downvoting bad upvoting good don t be a timmy
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

MercAlert - February 28, 2012, 7:19 pm, #230307
1 Lion. (Ruining dreams, one rating at a time)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:43 am, #229851
For some reason I have to give it 4 lions... ;)


TIMMY - Safe for now


TAGS: timmy superpower punch
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:55 pm, #153848
And yes, I know I can use mind control for "Other" purposes.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:54 pm, #153846
I'd like the ability to control minds. Then I can just make others believe I have other powers. Unless Cartman's option is still up. Then I want the power to have all powers.
CANADA - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm, #104903
thank you eh
spacedog - August 5, 2009, 4:25 pm, #104893
Good one eh. High 5!(poodles)


THE LEGEND OF BUCK - Even Buck Doesn't Like The Timmy




TIME -


TAGS: time wtfo timmy
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:53 pm, #91378
Ron, I'm an easy target. (Remember, I'm easy but not cheap!) I think the haters bounce between your posters and mine. Oh well, maybe one day I'll be able to pass on firing back at the Timmys. Probably not though. I'm too combative, I guess.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:51 pm, #91377
Crap!! Good catch on me using the wrong spelling, moo+. That's why that asian kid in 3rd grade whipped my a** in the spelling bee.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:22 pm, #91364
"False profits" Is that all you Americans can think of?. I'm sure you meant Prophets.
RON - June 28, 2009, 10:19 pm, #91360
guess can,t quit pickin’ on u Mr. WTFO...lol. See once a star, as always, Timmies find you...lol...just wait, my haters coming I know...lol...this is a funny one though. Keep up the good fight! lol..me having a cold kool-aid with tequlia..hum-hum good
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:10 pm, #91074
Sean, Thou shall not worship false profits (or Timmys in this case)
Sean - June 28, 2009, 7:06 pm, #91071
As funny as this is, I must denounce it as blasphemy! All hail the Antidiluvian Deity of the Piss and Venegar Douchetastic Efervescence!!!
Plug In Baby - June 28, 2009, 5:20 pm, #91004
Oh wow! Nice!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:04 pm, #90998
Instant classic poster. 5 lions.


GREYBEARDS - once again making a plan to destroy the timmys


TAGS: timmy grey beards cool win death
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by randomosity

Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 8:10 pm, #135674
lol hunky dory
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:08 pm, #135673
I just don't take orders in the comment section that well. I respond to demanding PMs more readily.
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:06 pm, #135671
No need, Chopper... I'm no Greybeard... I can only reject all their posters, delete forum posts and threads, and prance about withy a moderator b***on on.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:49 pm, #135650
Ummmmm. I bow down to your great and magnanimous magnimosity?
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:46 pm, #135649
You do know that I have access to a reject b***on, right?
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:44 pm, #135648
Tsk, tsk Chopper. Far too rude.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:44 pm, #135647
I know I know - patience....
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 7:43 pm, #135646
theres 3 posters in queue?
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 7:40 pm, #135645
Nice!! Hey agz oh great moderator - go clear out the Approval queue!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 7:36 pm, #135643
And noobs?
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 5:08 pm, #135602
Greybeard are the epic motifakers, such as myself. Timmies are the rejects of motifake that vote down good posters and vote up their lame posters. Timmies are scum, greybeards are the people equivalent of ***bs
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:21 pm, #135589
OK, I've been on this a while. What is the thing with "Graybeard" and "Timmy"?


EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL


TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by pieman

phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm, #170295
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a d*** thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am, #170284
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am, #170282
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


GREEK ART - Timmy Found Some.




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: opportunity timmy your mom
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - November 13, 2010, 8:05 pm, #202614

fantastic
crankyhead - November 13, 2010, 11:39 am, #202588
this rules =)


TIMMY TOOL, MR M'S NEXT MINI MODIFICATION! -


TAGS: culos timmy mr m tool moron
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:31 pm, #205001
programming language M++ ??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:25 am, #204962

lol...sweet...they made a virus based on Mooooooo.


LASSIE KNOWS -


TAGS: timmy lassie future
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - September 18, 2010, 1:30 pm, #194360

excellent.


FAIR WARNING -




TOUCH MY COOKIE AND DIE! - Sadly, these were the last words Timmy ever heard.




OH THOSE NOOBS...TAKE 4? -


TAGS: timmy excuses
Rating: 4.13/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:44 pm, #188806
ROR! Nice one RL. 5L
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:11 am, #188761
Yeeesh... I'm a timmy? 5L


FISHING - For timmies, trolls, and other Moti undesirables.


TAGS: helo timmy
Rating: 3.78/5

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Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:35 am, #160443
man you be trollin' 5L


THE TIMMY MOBILE - Designed to pick up as many Timmys as possible. Then drive off the nearest cliff.


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 3.58/5

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TIMMY - Take 2 of these and get over yourself.


TAGS: jimmy the old school timmy
Rating: 3.5/5

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Anonymous2 - June 30, 2010, 9:13 pm, #182735
Wait, nobody move. I lost my bottle of cyanide pills I got from the CIA. They're in a bottle labeled laughter.


HEAVEN - Don't worry Mom, there aren't any Timmys in Heaven. Even God has standards!




TIMMY'S - They're not welcome here.




ECONOMICS 101 - 1-RECESSION-when your buddy loses his job. 2-DEPRESSION-when you lose yours 3-RECOVERY-When Obama loses his


TAGS: obama palin pawlenty timmy economics recession depression recovery liberals
Rating: 2.84/5

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Sean - December 15, 2009, 11:26 pm, #146084
Hey TheSarge ... here's all you really need to know about what I think: I don't really look like Bill Joel, nor do I know of any sub shop with a girl in it who looks kinda like Christie Brinkley. And one of those two things makes me feel sad some times.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:13 pm, #146080
Sarge... please share any political comments, posters and views at our sister site... politifake.org - we aren't doing this here anymore. Thank you.
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:01 pm, #145376
Is that what you really think? Seriously?
Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:21 am, #127562
north star is the kind of right winger who loves to see Americans suffer as long as he can somehow blame that suffering on Obama. You know the type ... his mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom cloud rising from the ashes of Chicago.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm, #127520
First you have got get rid of all those congresspersons, then you can start fresh
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm, #127519
Nice, north... it's like having the friends or a pyromaniac who burned your house down (and consequently the entire neighborhood) are laughing at the now homeless people.
Aloha dude - October 17, 2009, 7:15 pm, #127493
Willam Buckley is spinning in his grave
Zed - October 17, 2009, 6:33 pm, #127490
Better than "Staying The Course" to oblivion that the Republicans had planned.
Boomer - October 17, 2009, 5:31 pm, #127481
How's that "Hope and Change" working for you?


ACTUALLY BILL.... -


TAGS: timmy timmie moobs wife side family
Rating: 2.35/5

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dave - June 20, 2009, 12:59 am, #88509
im sorry sir, but you cant park your minivan on the diving board
T-Bone - April 28, 2009, 5:06 am, #76094
Jesus "t**** fukkin" christ
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:35 am, #75846
Moooooooooooobs!
Epic Wins - April 26, 2009, 7:24 pm, #75754
Welcome to America- this is the new "average" citizen.


IF I WAS A MODERATOR -


TAGS: timmys trolling targeting ban comet
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 3:09 am, #192208
LOL! Amazing call, Ice! I actually bounced back and forth between this pic and a Jonestown one.
ICEMAN - September 4, 2010, 2:59 am, #192205
They'd probably want some kool-aid too. 5
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm, #190411
LMAO! The mother-ship left a lot of bitter fruit. 5L


WARNINGS - Welcome To Motifake Please Adhere To All Ride Rules


TAGS: welcome noobs i plan to ban all trolls timmys
Rating: 4.84/5

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themansn - February 3, 2011, 6:24 am, #211526
xDD this poster... if I wouldn't be at work, I would rofl at this so much :D
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:58 pm, #188812
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To d*** funny rerun! 5L


Greybeards -


TAGS: charon motifake timmy greybeard nun
Rating: 4.75/5

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Pagong - April 25, 2014, 12:33 am, #254477
Thanks. Am not one, yet. Will get there, somehow.
Silverheart - April 22, 2014, 7:48 pm, #254445
Amsome. 5/f


ENVY -


TAGS: creativity plagiarism timmy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:00 am, #194410

pp's?
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 12:11 am, #194299
Sooooooo...... PP's?
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 12:09 am, #194298

then again, it is friday night and i'm way ahead of moooo for being tanked. ...and thats some
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 12:09 am, #194297

motivation...bookmarked as envy for timmy
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm, #194287
ideas?


CLOSE ENOUGH - After his 134th Motifake rejection in a row, Timmy thought he had to get his sense of humor checked up.




THE WEEKEND TIMMY -




MOTIFAKE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: mods timmys zombies rerun sounds like a b grade movie
Rating: 4.66/5

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Kilted - February 22, 2012, 3:34 am, #229966
Is that art from something? I love a good zombie comic.
GaryO - February 22, 2012, 1:32 am, #229961
RLord, which art in he….wait, yeah, this is art
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:57 pm, #229942

One would have to have met me to know that, um.....nevermind.
gas - February 21, 2012, 12:41 pm, #229926
brilliant xD
Feasibly - February 21, 2012, 9:20 am, #229923
I see Rerun's been picking at his sores again.
Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:51 am, #229912
Heeeectic.
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:12 am, #229908
Cranky put that leg bone down!!
crankyhead - February 21, 2012, 12:52 am, #229907
Om nom nom nom... need5 5alt... om nom nom...


AGGY HAS LEFT -


TAGS: timmy beware he will return
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - December 18, 2010, 1:59 pm, #207459
We're just friends.


OH THOSE NOOBS..TAKE 2 -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo timmy greeter
Rating: 4.63/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:54 pm, #188810
ROR! I thought mooooooooo would have had more spots? 5L RL
Reality Lord - August 10, 2010, 11:55 pm, #188738

you know i think ihe's starting to grow on me....pissing my pants at the comments.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:34 pm, #188724
Except thursdays........that's meeting night,..............................Hi, my name is Moooooooooooooooooo and you can go f*** yourself!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:32 pm, #188723
Honeys play me close like b***er play toast......
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm, #188721
LMAO! (at poster and comment)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:26 pm, #188715
yer mom wears an ugly shade of yellow.....5L


SAVE THE FUTURE! - Destroy a Timmy!


TAGS: timmy salvation terminator spoof
Rating: 4.61/5

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boeweizer - November 13, 2010, 8:56 pm, #202616
i have 2 bros named tim but neither is a timmy
CoolioIndeed - April 23, 2010, 5:13 pm, #173196
find a trailer*
CoolioIndeed - April 23, 2010, 5:11 pm, #173195
Lol, I'll try but it could be a bit before I find one I like.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 9:39 pm, #173033
haha 5L
MrRandom - April 22, 2010, 8:33 pm, #173032
Getting pretty good at these. Keep em coming!
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 5:57 pm, #173018
HOLY f*** Coolio! 1st that is amazazing! 2nd you have a **** load of time on your hands. 3rd get back to work on the nest one!


WORST FEAR -


TAGS: worst fear assignment signed sincerly yours timmy
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - July 24, 2010, 8:03 pm, #186279

Our true love will still allow us this indulgance
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 3:19 pm, #171882
Ow. 5L.


DREAMS -


TAGS: timmy dozer jump rerun
Rating: 4.57/5

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MetaShadow - November 30, 2010, 12:57 am, #204776
and luckely none of the stage crew survived...
agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 10:04 pm, #204752
It'll be like a Gallagher concert! Only, at this one, smart people will be laughing.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:29 pm, #204712
the ticket did say that ponchos are required, for the front seat, but I prefer to bath in the blood of the timmy.
rerun - November 29, 2010, 7:28 pm, #204711

It is the new thing since Gallagher's watetmellon gig is getting stale
Faceplant31 - November 29, 2010, 7:23 pm, #204709
We will need ponchos for the splash zone, right?


TIMMY'S WORLD -




GLASNOST -


TAGS: motifakers regulars timmys bombers peace
Rating: 4.5/5

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pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:39 am, #186294
Ground zero ends all arguments. 5 regret me nots.


FANTASY - No matter how well you imagine something, the reality is just never as amsome.


TAGS: coolioindeed timmy harry potter parody finale deathly
Rating: 4.46/5

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CoolioIndeed - September 27, 2010, 5:47 pm, #195749
Judging by these positive comments, I'm wondering if I should quit while I'm ahead HAHA
msouth - September 27, 2010, 1:02 pm, #195715
This one goes to six.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:23 am, #195453

absolutely.....5L
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:26 am, #195428
Amazing. 5L


HELLO TIMMY, AS LEAST YOU GOT THE GRAMMER CORRECT -


TAGS: timmy motifake thanks you noe go away or else
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - August 3, 2010, 8:31 pm, #187612

maybe you should have been more clear in the tags
awkrap - August 3, 2010, 1:20 pm, #187577
I still don't see what was mod bashing about my poster? It was in fact the complete opposite as a pointer to the complete line of rejects on the approval queue.
culos - August 2, 2010, 6:56 am, #187462
GrammAr?
rerun - August 2, 2010, 6:55 am, #187461

still don't see it.
culos - August 2, 2010, 4:27 am, #187453
Rerun, please!!! Grammer????
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:58 am, #187321

Actually, WouldYouKindly66 was the one who got banned for submitting the original one. Sorry aggy.....however awkrap is a fine candidate for WouldYouKindly66's replacement Timmy
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:52 am, #187293
Thanks, awkrap - you've made your mark... and lost your footing.


TIMMIES 1,000,000TH REJECT - Timmies assemble the smartest of their kind to embark on a mission- Find the elusive post that finally gets them on Motifake The guy in front: another Timmy


TAGS: timmy futile search
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:41 am, #179973
Well played. 5L


TOC - Though not entirely sure what she was getting into, ThatOneChick soon found banning Timmies to be quite delightful.


TAGS: toc thatonechick inception timmy timmies ban
Rating: 4.39/5

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CoolioIndeed - June 14, 2010, 2:22 pm, #180324
Oh, and someone brought up the lulz they got from me using Retrochop in this, and I wish I could admit I knew his background enough to portray him as a Timmy, but it was just an odd coincidence.
CoolioIndeed - June 13, 2010, 6:53 pm, #180207
Thanks, I put a little more thought into this one compared to the last two in the series.(As hard as that is to believe)
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:23 pm, #180127
One of your BEST Coolio! 5L
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 2:08 pm, #180106
Amsome!


IMITATION -


TAGS: timmys crankyhead
Rating: 4.36/5

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crankyhead - May 7, 2011, 1:58 pm, #218241
look5 like i gotta go buy a brown fedora today =)
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 11:08 am, #218235
5moking!


FRIDAY'S TIMMY'S -


TAGS: timmy s newbies safe
Rating: 4.33/5

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rerun - November 13, 2010, 8:07 pm, #202615

sweet
tellitlikeitis - November 13, 2010, 6:53 pm, #202613
I realize this. It's quite good what I've got. Thanks.
Iconoclast - November 13, 2010, 4:54 pm, #202599
Since the average is above 4.0, clearly some people gave you 5L's. Getting perfect 5's from a large number of people is really difficult. Check out the posters of a bunch of us, and you will see few with perfect scores.


THEY ALL MADE IT -


TAGS: timmy sbmitted a poster today good luck iceman
Rating: 4.33/5

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Cubbybear - March 12, 2011, 11:32 pm, #214141
I likes it too
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 6:34 pm, #214132
Woohoo! (note that everyone who showed up wasn't a lion)


DESTINY -


TAGS: mods ban timmys we were born to moderate
Rating: 4.33/5

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spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:53 am, #192362
Heya Rerun. Nicely done.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:46 am, #192359

funny, MC came up I google kid hammer
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 12:45 am, #192357
STOP.....Hammertime!


THE TIMMY ROCK -


TAGS: timmys and trolls are only welcome for a day
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:53 pm, #147901
well, maybe once, just to see who goes first. 5 little grey iguana lizard looking things
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:57 pm, #147896
Make it look easy, huh? Not in the least. If you know how you make yours so good, then you have your answer.
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 3:32 pm, #147893
How do you just wake up and piss poetry like this? I'm absolutely floored. Emphatic 5.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 3:20 pm, #147892
I know I'm gonna do to my Timmy! Whatch the back-splatter, this might get messy. 5 severed 'heads'


TIMMY - A One Shot Wonder We Got You In Our Sites


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 4.13/5

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QUANDARY -


TAGS: this little timmy went to market this little timmy stayed home
Rating: 4.12/5

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Cubbybear - April 3, 2010, 9:40 pm, #169269
I'm starting to like this guy....very funny
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:31 pm, #169267
Beautiful. 5
forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:10 pm, #169144
mmhhh... not sure if i get it right. is it only a play on words? or a dis to whining people? anyway, i stumble across the wine...*g*


MOTIFAKE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Walk softly here or prepare to be burned.


TAGS: motifake psa timmy stupid neener
Rating: 4.07/5

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Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 11:33 pm, #197767
I actually did walk to this many times...and yes I melted my shoes


GREAT BOOKS -




EATING TIMMYS -




MOD ORIGINS - Every generation has a legend... Every journey has a first step... Every man has his beginnings...


TAGS: mod origins r s jake moderator timmy mod tower poster saga
Rating: 3.94/5

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Fatt Matt - June 8, 2010, 5:17 pm, #179497
Fantastic!
CoolioIndeed - June 8, 2010, 1:56 pm, #179489
It probably would have been better if I saved it for Friday but I chose to submit it today with the feeling it was more related to the other "Mod trailer" posters than it was a roast of Jake here.
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 1:38 pm, #179488
Wow! Just Wow! That may be the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Dang Poodles only let me vote once! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5!
GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 1:33 pm, #179487
I initially rejected this for that reason, and PM'd him and asked him that, Coolio said he'd be like dorito's and make more
thatonechick - June 8, 2010, 1:32 pm, #179486
Shoulda saved this for Friday.


TIMOTHY MCFAGGLESWORTH - FIRST DAYS -




I AM BECOME TIMMAY -


TAGS: timmy free dyi lion creation tutorial fyi
Rating: 3.87/5

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motifake - October 29, 2009, 10:38 pm, #132020

Looks like TimMay got timmied LOL
MrRandom - October 29, 2009, 9:29 pm, #131976
I'm not gonna lie, I used to care about ratings, but after seeing so many good posters/user's get bombed, and seeing vote rigging, it wasn't hard to learn its simply not worth it to judge solely on the rating alone.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 8:11 pm, #131952
The only wise choice. I agree.
rerun - October 29, 2009, 8:09 pm, #131950

well, in that case I have no issues with how my peers approve or disapprove my posters.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 8:08 pm, #131948
You definitely have friends here, rerun... this is more of a workplace/schoolyard voter thing... not actual motifakers. That's the beef.
rerun - October 29, 2009, 8:04 pm, #131947

I thing=k I have friends here, yet I don't have a top 5 nor have I ever had one (to my knowledge). I think posters like this should inspire us old timers to keep up our game or improve it.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 6:47 pm, #131932
But, ratings and membership are for the greater good.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 6:46 pm, #131930
You're not in the minority, dude... although it would seem otherwise.
Dude 4515 - October 29, 2009, 6:30 pm, #131926
I must say, I got the comment. still don't think the poster's funny. one lion
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:30 pm, #131849
Tomato, tomahto... you know?
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:29 pm, #131848
Or have access multiple proxies...nuff said on this subject
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:25 pm, #131844
It's easy to do if you work in a call center or do it out of a computer room in a university. It's a sign of the times, Random. Not cool, but it's a fact.
MrRandom - October 29, 2009, 3:21 pm, #131843
75 votes already, seems a bit high to me.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:20 pm, #131842
Like it or not... it's now a classic here.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:19 pm, #131841
I concur. And to further quote Oppenheimer... No an should escape our site without knowing how lame he is.
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:17 pm, #131840
But with all the proxy references (and I wont go into that) it's classic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 29, 2009, 3:13 pm, #131837
I must confess, I do not like this poster, Timmay or not. I got the Oppenheimer reference, which was a Bhagavad Gita quote btw, but "creator of lions"? It just seems like a so-so plea for votes. I usually don't like those unless they're very clever.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:06 pm, #131830
Eh hait yew guyz.
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:05 pm, #131829
Other than the "Proxy Tutorial" *shakes head* this is pretty funny! You go TimMAY! Hope you're not a one hit wonder...
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 1:53 pm, #131820
LOL.... I think Bob just attacked me!
bOB cHIN - October 29, 2009, 1:52 pm, #131818
Ummm...Hidemya$$.com has nothing to do with stashing your favorite burro someplace where he cannot be found. Anyway...this site needs more lions, the three toed sloths like myself enjoy a good chase.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 1:24 pm, #131805
This is above and beyond that fact, but yes, Canada... that is exactly what happens. There are pros and cons... but it helps give a boost to those that deserve it. There are loopholes... and it was just a matter of time before someone took advantge of it.
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:19 pm, #131804
its all because of the top 5, keeps the top rated around and more peple vote on it
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:19 pm, #131803
my chinese one has been sitting at around 160 votes for a few days now
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 11:44 am, #131778
Even my good ones halt at around 30 votes. Kids... take notes... this is how it's done.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 11:42 am, #131777
Hall of fame.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 11:36 am, #131776
This is the best example of why motifakers shouldn't let bad ratings get to them.
Chopperliscious - October 29, 2009, 11:36 am, #131775
HOF?
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 11:35 am, #131774
They'll own the HOF if this takes hold, Moooo... nothing to do with quality, just out-smarting other motifakers.
Chopperliscious - October 29, 2009, 11:34 am, #131773
Okay Moo. A beloved Narc.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 11:34 am, #131772
I was just joking aboot the vote rigging, I believe people are just 5ing a beloved south park character.
Chopperliscious - October 29, 2009, 11:33 am, #131771
Timmy is Narc.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 11:18 am, #131769
Face it, guys... it's the future of motifake. If you've got friends, your poster will be top 5.
motifake - October 29, 2009, 10:59 am, #131768

Pretty funny when you think about it... timmies, destroyers of motifake
motifake - October 29, 2009, 10:53 am, #131766

"I am become" is probably a reference to Oppenheimer's "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds". Oh... and there is no vote fraud so far.
DreMagnum - October 29, 2009, 10:23 am, #131762
ok nevermind, it jumped to 23
DreMagnum - October 29, 2009, 10:23 am, #131761
its got like 7 votes, not really vote rigging
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 10:21 am, #131759
VOTE Rigging!!!!!!!!VOTE Rigging!!!!!!!
DreMagnum - October 29, 2009, 10:13 am, #131755
I dont get it either, I am become? Thats not even proper english. I want to know the real creator of this too, i kind of doubt we have a new Ronsart type o poster maker
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 10:00 am, #131754
Maybe I'm missing something (seriously, I might be) I don't get why this is funny. I reserve my vote until someone explains it to me......maybe I'm too sober?
spacedog - October 29, 2009, 9:43 am, #131753
LMFAO!


MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines
Rating: 3.86/5

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spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:47 pm, #200216
The sequel is good too.
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:20 pm, #172882
Part deux.
omnia - November 15, 2009, 5:53 am, #136793
typo
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 9:58 am, #136514
rules are made to be broken.....by greybeards and mods. Also you spelled greybeard wrong!
omnia - November 14, 2009, 9:27 am, #136513
to bad most people don't follow these rules. even the greyboeards and mods ignore rule 2. (i can be a bit of a rule nazi somethimes)
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:17 pm, #133105
Read these as well plant. So next time someone criticizes one of your crappy posters don't go bombing their entire collection 10 minutes later. It's pretty obvious.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:05 pm, #119717
lol I've broken the tags rule several times. It just never occurs to me when posting. This is so informative, and life changing. 5/5
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:58 pm, #119369
words to live by...thanks again for the addendum to the original great poster Jmac
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm, #119364
thanks Mr. Jmac0585.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:38 pm, #119356
post this one on the home page along with the other


GO AHEAD MAKE A MOD'S DAY -


TAGS: timmy vs mod
Rating: 3.83/5

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holymoly - April 7, 2012, 11:06 am, #232891
Lold @ ipaprime...
ipaprime - April 7, 2012, 1:23 am, #232877
Yes,but every time a greybeard faps a new timmy is created


DO YOU VOTE DOWN POSTERS WITHOUT LEAVING A COMMENT? - This also applies to.... Critiquing posters without creating them and re-submitting rejected posters!


TAGS: loser timmy at least have the nuts to leave your name
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

MO - February 24, 2010, 8:17 am, #160447
The beard looks good on you Trash!! Loong overdue man!!
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:39 pm, #160411
Timmys are cowards... they don't announce their hate, but most all anti-timmy posters get back-door low ratings.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:25 pm, #160410
I would just like to point out that this was voted down yet no comment was made. I guess the proof is in the poster! You are a sniveling little wuss and you know who you are! Coward.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 4:23 pm, #160065
LMAO! Looks GREAT!
DreMagnum - February 22, 2010, 1:22 pm, #160057
Aggy, i liked your idea, so i copied it. Sorry.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 12:02 pm, #160053
I don't even want to know why pig and elephant DNA are in your stomach.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:46 am, #160052
Thanks Jake.... but for whatever reason, anything seafood related doesn't want to stay in my stomach once Guinness is introduced to it. Like pig and elephant DNA.
R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 10:41 am, #160046
@ Aggy, I don't drink Guinness often, it's too heavy for me. But when I do, Clam Chowder and Sourdough Bread go GREAT with it! IMO
lesterinside - February 22, 2010, 3:54 am, #160031
How about 5L Mr?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:29 am, #160019
Take it easy, TTH.... and thanks for the overwhelming amount of great laughs in comments and posters... great, great posters.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 1:28 am, #160018
G'night TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:26 am, #160015
Well I gotta get up for work in a few hours. Good night all and sick dreams.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:25 am, #160014
Chocolate? Ok, now you're either screwing with me or hitting on me.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am, #160013
or chocolate.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:23 am, #160012
Yum. Now I want cheese fries. And you know what? You're 100% right. Fries do work with Guinness. d***, I'm being schooled on Guinness? What has happened to me?
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:21 am, #160011
Fries. IMO
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am, #160010
And I'm mexican... I don't have shoes.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:14 am, #160009
They are an awful combo. In fact, I have yet to find a food that went well with Guinness.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:07 am, #160007
Taco's and Guinness sounds awful!
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:05 am, #160006
only to 10? take off your shoes
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:04 am, #160005
It's quasi-mexican... I'm a wannabe tortilla flipper.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 1:03 am, #160003
Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sette, otto, nove, dieci.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 1:02 am, #160002
I try to vote and view every poster every day since I've been here
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:01 am, #160001
He has to be able to count up to a dozen to bag the oranges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am, #160000
Yeah, like you know your numbers....uno dos tres......
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:00 am, #159999
You would look better in a pink dress if those numbers were reversed.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:57 am, #159998
LOL TTH..... you like it?!?!?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:56 am, #159997
Shaddup, mooooo... I know you vote based on normal opinion. I would have to ban myself if it was quantity... But, I vote on every single poster... so, all my numbers are higher.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am, #159996
Nice Avatar Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am, #159995
I've never asked anyone to answer to their voting... it's not about how many 1L's or 2L's you vote (no, drizzle, 2L's don't keep you off the bomber list). It's targeting that I do not tolerate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:55 am, #159994
I only care if I'm getting bombed out of spite *cough Mustyk *cough.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:53 am, #159993
I vote 1L quite a bit... 2L or 3L if it's awful, but they put effort into it. But, I don't vote based on user, nor to boost my own ratings... hell, I still get hit from time to time on my cache... but who cares? I give timmys good cause.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:51 am, #159991
Absolutely right, Agd.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:49 am, #159990
I only vote 1L on offensive posters, I 5 what I like and leave the rest alone. If I 1L a poster I tell the creator why. Thats just my way though.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am, #159985
I'm all for low ratings... especially if you rate all posters. Most of us are aware that there's a good 60% we don't like at all. But, selecting target posters isn't the right thing to do. Sorry, guys... thinking out loud here.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am, #159981
Woof Woof grrrr sniff Spacedog!
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am, #159976
Excellent work all day TTH, 5Ls again.
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 12:02 am, #159969
Heh. Yeah, really extroverted, too. ;-)
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:24 pm, #159967
Such the charmer.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:20 pm, #159965
Maybe we should talk it over over dinner.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:17 pm, #159964
I'll bet you 3 to 5 it's me who is on queue detail.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:12 pm, #159963
Who has the queue detail tonight?
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:10 pm, #159962
And GS? Put me down for lemming.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:09 pm, #159961
It's kinda like being invited to a meeting at an Italian restaurant, Agd. Just not sure if I should go down that road or not.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 11:07 pm, #159960
Don't you start, haar! LOL
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 11:06 pm, #159959
what are you Har, A man or a mouse? ;)
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:03 pm, #159958
Uh-oh. I like it alot, TTH, but now I 'm scared to vote.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 11:01 pm, #159957
Thanks GS, though i might help ID some of us
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:58 pm, #159955
nice avatar personalization Canada!! I like it
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:53 pm, #159953
It's part of it... he was 5Ling himself, and knoking off top 5's - as well as 1L targeting an unreal amount of users.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:50 pm, #159952
Is that how Gullio got banned?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:37 pm, #159950
If you bomb top 5 posters to keep yours on top, you will be banned.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:14 pm, #159941
Then again, I'm italian... I always compliment a pink skirt.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:13 pm, #159940
You've blown it out of the water... incredible stuff across the board!
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 10:12 pm, #159939
I have never made this many posters in one day. My back feels great and my smoke is excellent. Thanks for all the votes guys!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 10:08 pm, #159933
GREAT poster, TTH.... and, I agree with the chick in the pink tutu!
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:05 pm, #159932
look at all the top 5's TTH has!!...all pretty in pink
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 10:00 pm, #159924
I didn't know that i had to say chickFAKES suck and anime blows every time I 1L it


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: i personally wish each and everyone of you a merry christmas and a happy new year year even you timmy for i can nopt hold a grudge but i can hold your head under water
Rating: 3.69/5

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kiabaman4258 - November 23, 2010, 11:55 am, #203712
the joke's in the tags for the picture and the picture was submitted on christmas eve 2009 dude
urmom - June 26, 2010, 3:22 pm, #181891
i dont get it?
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 3:10 am, #147991
Merry Christmas everyone.
DJZero - December 25, 2009, 12:58 am, #147982
nice tags, 5L


THE OFFICIAL TIMMY CAR - They'll never have a friend


TAGS: timmy car
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:14 am, #151578
LOL... revisited!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 12:01 am, #151575
Oh my, I want one. In fact, I want a fleet!
rerun - January 9, 2010, 6:57 pm, #151478

this is great, anybody know what type of car this is?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:38 pm, #151474
LMAO!


IBC - Providing quality sexual harasment training for Timmy.


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 3.58/5

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sickartist - January 14, 2010, 4:45 pm, #152842
LOL Amsome 5L


REJECTION - Get over it son, the only opinion that really matters is your own.


TAGS: here timmy
Rating: 3.54/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:23 pm, #183109

well, that may be true but on Motifake we count too.


TIMMY - When I called to make reservations for you, the maître d' knew you by name! I should've realized you were a regular.


TAGS: timmy idiot restaurant
Rating: 3.53/5

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Timmah - May 31, 2010, 2:59 pm, #178590
I love that restaurant...


TIMMY -


TAGS: timmy bleachers
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:02 pm, #158343
also see: aggybait.
Dr. Rusak - January 22, 2010, 4:19 pm, #153748
Truth me told! Amen
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:26 am, #153661
Hey Ed guess what, I don't give a **** so keep you Gramnazi stuff to yourself
Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:33 am, #153638
"Designated People" That'll be a 1lb Bacon Fine for grammer. You could have also left the 'Designate' off and it would have been correct.
thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 7:21 am, #153633
d*** right.


AGREEMENT -




#!@%*#ER -


TAGS: timmy
Rating: 3.44/5

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agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:32 am, #136702
Sweet.


TIMMY -


TAGS: timmy imbecile
Rating: 3.43/5

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BuZZbomb - July 10, 2009, 8:47 pm, #94770
For use in a satiric manner was correct. Timmy's can be both annoying and dimwitted. They also can be malevolent and tyrannical. Then there are the Uber-Timmys that just plain make everyone go UGH! Briahere was on that path, but as since amended.
a name of no use - July 10, 2009, 12:51 pm, #94720
Really? ***kens is censored. Boy do I feel bad for people who want to talk about other great authors with slightly naughty names like Errol Mcf***stick and William ****speare
a name of no use - July 10, 2009, 12:47 pm, #94718
So it has nothing to do with Charles ***kens? There goes my term paper...
rerun - July 10, 2009, 12:16 pm, #94716

a timmy is a moron/ass wipe who makes stupid comments, is generally hurtfull (intentionally), and doesn't have anything positive to contribute. They generally get banned. BuZZbomb comment is a good example which I am pretty sure was a saterized Timmy.
BuZZbomb - July 9, 2009, 11:20 pm, #94637
If you have to ask... get a mirror.
kerkpyrrus - July 9, 2009, 7:30 pm, #94584
allright, i give up, who is timmy?


TIMMY ARMY -




WHATCHA SAY NOW LITTLE TIMMY?!?! - Let's do this!




AND TO KICK OFF THAT NEW CAREER - Don't forget your free pair of polarized sunglasses with each application!!!


TAGS: timmy finnishing school
Rating: 3.3/5

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agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 8:54 pm, #106203
Fair enough!
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:53 pm, #106202
All valid questions, but as I like to say when faced with such pointed probing questions....it's hard saying not knowing!
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 8:48 pm, #106201
Assuming "construction aggregate miners" is code for building a collection of young kids, and well... you fill in the "toolbox training" innuendo. Shades and blank nametags supplied, as anonymity would be paramount for... wait, is this NAMBLA recruitment?
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:37 pm, #106199
Aggy? Miners? Minors? Couldn't tie anything that made sense in.....not even the voices had anything constructive.


OTHER ALIASES USED: - Go ahead, try and hide from your racist, ignorant, biased, hate-filled comments and posters by not logging in. We will still know who you are, genius.


TAGS: coward wuss scared afraid hater timmy
Rating: 3.25/5

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MDoc - September 7, 2009, 12:08 am, #115661
just testing
BriaHere - August 7, 2009, 8:40 am, #105547
Canada, they'll probably see and continue to use multiple names. The internet phases them I guess.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:33 pm, #105423
5 lions, J-man. Also, excellent choice of Timmy for the poster.
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:29 pm, #105335
Most of these idiots have no idea how the site works...I mean, how many Timmys have we exposed like this now?
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:58 pm, #105328
i think if this poster is seen enough people will stop pertending to be multiple people
Jmac0585 - August 6, 2009, 4:56 pm, #105326
I already have enough people that 1 me as it is. I was hoping to avoid another. The principle in action.
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 4:56 pm, #105324
oh yea i found it
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:52 pm, #105322
ya it does,its on the latest comments tab like 1-2 pages back
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 4:49 pm, #105318
no longer exists
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:48 pm, #105316
but i wouldnt have blocked out the name he used and time..........................so here it is.. ????? - Aug 6, 2009 10:44am, #105265
Jmac0585 - August 6, 2009, 4:46 pm, #105313
Thank you. Glad I could beat you, C.
spacedog - August 6, 2009, 4:37 pm, #105307
Holy smokes, you're on a roll Jmac0585. Twenty lions.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 4:36 pm, #105306
GOOD POSTER!!! i was in the middle of making that exact poster when i seen that!


TIMMY ARMY OPINIONS - Many will not agree and great flame wars will be fought. Just ask the current cannon fodder brigade: Logicman, Paul Kondor, Scorpio7, Anon, Energy, Tom Snyder, & Little Jalford.


TAGS: timmy army inbreeding flame wars timmies
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:44 am, #132202
I give it a five!
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 8:58 pm, #131967
Not many... banned or moved on, mostly. There's no glory in being a timmy... unless you rig a poster in your own honor... then get friends to vote it up.
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 8:56 pm, #131966
do any of these guys even hang around here anymore?
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 8:39 pm, #105721
In her defense, Anon DOES have a really big brain in this picture so she must have great intelligence.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry Anon, I tried. I just couldn't keep typing while laughing at AK's poignant and derisive comment.
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 2:29 am, #105506
Oh, totally you! :P
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 1:57 am, #105495
What a douche.
Anon - August 7, 2009, 1:08 am, #105482
WE ARE ANONYMOUS!!! WE ARE LEGION!!!
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 11:34 pm, #105424
make it a fairish contest. So I chose based on other Timmy's opinions. So by all means, voice your opinion. That's what we are here for. Just don't go all sour gra**s if you don't agree with the response.
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 11:32 pm, #105420
Well, yes. The opinion of Who is a Timmy WAS put in a category. I posted a forum topic about Graybeard Insight where the topic of who were the Timmys? Quite a number of users answered. I picked 7 names at random from all posted. There by attempting to
TheTrashHeap - August 6, 2009, 9:26 pm, #105372
Sorry paul but the shoe fits!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 6, 2009, 8:53 pm, #105368
...Which would put the opinion of who is a "Timmy" in the same category.
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 8:39 pm, #105362
5 angry poodles!
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 8:16 pm, #105354
... EVERYBODY has one!
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 8:15 pm, #105353
If you have looked deeply at the text of most flame wars here, the name Timmy has been lobbed at either combatant. The above named were noted as creating or have been a part of some of the larger wars to date. So, opinions are like a$$holes...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 6, 2009, 4:02 am, #105149
I'm glad that any opinion you disagree with is by a "Timmy".
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:49 pm, #104988
5 inbred lions! f***ing excellent!
BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 10:42 pm, #104985
WOOT WOOT! Thanks Canuk! I've had this pic for weeks trying to caption it. Little Jalford cracks me up every time.
CANADA - August 5, 2009, 9:23 am, #104817
5 lions! that just made the favy list!


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